beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

BOX CAR

A forced side sitting handjob where the recipient has no chance of escape. Typically performed between two males.

My best friend surprised me by giving me a box car.

by Solo Locos May 8, 2023

Lunch Box Crew

Badass Rap group, Originated in Norristown, Pa. 4 members, Mad Hatta, HEZ, Choppa, N Tha GloWorm.

"This is LBC, thats tha lunch box crew, we levin piles of bodies behind us, like tha bird flu. I said it, LBC so wut u gunna do, step to us, we will destroy you."

by GloWorm LBC June 8, 2009

Box out

When a girl gets cock blocked or prevented/interrupted from obtaining sexual contact with a man.

I was super into that guy, but my friend had to do that terrible box out.

by Fierceone February 9, 2017

Ed Chime Box

He is the most seductive man ALIVE! His romantic fizz coupled with his ultimate facial harmony is irresistible and unstoppable.

"Ed Chime Box" is the ultimate rizzler and is enrolled at Moggwarts schools for mewers and looksmaxxers.

The Ed Alphabet must not be overused and/or abused. If you violate the melody, Ed himself will attack you with his manly rowers physique.

The words are said individually and slowly ED---CHIME---BOX and then a YEP NOW BOYS CAN BE SAID!

Now boys, is "Ed Chime Box" present in class today. Yep NOW>

by The Alphabet February 13, 2024

Entitled Box

Rich White Boy with Daddy Issues

What a fucking Entitled Box

by Me meLord67 October 9, 2021

Jumping Box

What Mr. Burns calls the television in The Simpsons episode "Fraudcast News".

Mr. Burns: Now, let's see how I'm faring on the jumping box.
Smithers: You mean the television, sir?
Mr. Burns: Television, jumping box, pict-o-cube... just crank it up!

by OhNo S. August 28, 2022