dick cast

After a man ejaculates the penis is tenderly wrapped in toilet paper in an effort to prevent leakage.

Hey John, is that your dick cast on the floor, get it off my hardwood ya jerk.

by rustledjummies March 8, 2015

Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.

"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”

by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019

Twizzler Dick

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

dick cole

Anyone whos name is Cole, but is the most upmost dick-hole looking and acting person that this prestigious name is given to them.

God Jim, your friend Cole is acting like a fucking Dick Cole

by Assfuckertitsmcgee May 6, 2015

Dick Guitar

dick guitar, jamming out on your peepee. dick guitar is when your most likely pissed on some of that firebreath that your like "eey fuck it, im gonna play guitar on my wang hole" 'day later your sore because you needed it to sleep.

Dick guitar: man im at my peak i might as well job it off for the night,.. time to jam down a solo for bed.

by sapain school only grains June 12, 2018

Dick farm

When a female or gay man has a large collection of men's phone number with the sole intent of having sex with them at a later date

I have quite a large dick farm, I have plenty of dicks to choose from tonight.

by Lucolas May 19, 2016