Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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Beans' are either the absolute hell spawn of an individual or one of the most sweetest people you'll ever meet. Our Bean though is one of the nice ones <3
by nothannaaahagain(itisntme) July 10, 2022
Get the Bean mug."bean soup" is in reference to a tiktok video where a creator posted a recipe for bean soup and then received a comment asking, "what if i don't like beans?"
"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
"bean soup", "being bean souped", or "bean souping" is a phenomena in which a user is unable to recognize that not all content is directed towards them. a normal user would realize they don't identify with the content and move on; a bean souper would interact in opposition - and usually unintelligently, too.
op: "here's how i curl my hair with a curling iron."
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
bean souper: "what do i do if i don't have any hair?"
by svrcmplx January 10, 2025
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When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.
by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025
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