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Bro Joke

A joke that no one else can understand but your bros.
by Tifannie May 2, 2019
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Baum Broing

I saw a couple of dudes "Baum Broing" at Minnie's Disco
by pepebillete December 19, 2019
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Bro Snuggles

When you and your bros are cold so you get them bro snuggles
"Hey bro im kinda cold wanna have bro snuggles?"
"Always bro"
by Red Milkshake November 26, 2019
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The Bro Tug

The Bro Tug are three things Batman insists on doing everyday.
by Biboo April 15, 2024
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ur bro gay

this is a very powerful saying
use at your own RISK!!!
It works the best on girls without a father who have an older brother
It means your brother is gay
me: ur bro gay lol
fatherless girl: I know
by shmiigyツ April 14, 2022
mugGet the ur bro gaymug.

Passport bros

Women in developed countries have ceased to be dependent on men. They are not economically forced to procreate degenerate traits anymore, and became selective. This has created a sexual vacuum for men with traits unacceptable in respectful relationships, such as viewing women as submissive sexual objects, easy targets for abuse, or decoration.

These leftover men now end up as prey for women from disadvantaged areas. Often forced to choose between marrying an alcoholic and poverty, these women will do anything to escape and see a gullible Western man as a ticket out. They thus wear sexually aggressive clothing, heavy perfume/makeup, platinum-blonde hair, and act promiscuous, submissive, or stupid — things women otherwise avoid out of self-respect or to not be mistaken for a prostitute. Passport Bros, starved for intercourse, feel a strong ego boost when such a woman approaches them, mistaking sexually manipulative behaviour for "being feminine."

This strategy tends to be successful. Passport Bro, knowing the truth deep down, resorts to ego-protective cope for why he failed to find a girl at home, such as "Western women have extraordinary demands" (like being taken seriously) or that women from wealthy countries are gold diggers (ignoring warning signs that his EE girlfriend is just that). He will spend much of his life with "multicultural challenges" - shallow conversations with a foreign-language wife, families unable to communicate, or his stepmother's borscht.
If you're done with demands of Western women, join the 'Passport Bros' movement and discover a world where you're truly valued.
by abc423 June 23, 2024
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Cool Story Bro

Not listening and doesn't care if comes off rude
Friend: Yea so yesterday i went on this really awesome travel and it was so cool

Bored Person : Cool story Bro
by SmartCockAsian May 17, 2019
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