Cake

Sexiest man alive, makes many girls horny and wet at first sight. Muscular, athletic Chad with the solar systems most sexy face. Any girls that come in contact with Cake should treat him like a king and give up their virginity.

A very friendly man with a 10 inch schlong, able to make any female fall in love whether she is in any relationship or not. Godly presence and power, capable of taking over the entire universe. Do Not Challenge!

“Cake makes me so horny” or “Cake makes me so wet”

by Cake July 26, 2021

Cake woman

A cake woman is a modern term for an outdated concept. This particular one refers to an unmarried woman over the age of 25 being undesirable. It's the idea that if a woman's unmarried after 25, there must be something wrong with her and comes from the idea that Christmas cake is less desirable after Christmas. Both of these ideas are wrong.

Guy 1: Damn man, she's hot.
Guy 2: Dude, you can't date her. She's a cake woman. Ya know, over 25.
Guy 1: Well, thanks for telling me her age. Imma gonna go ask her out for drinks, and you need to update your attitude.

by SomeCaliGirl August 18, 2022

funnel cake

a cake white inbred hick southerners eat whilst inbreeding with their trailer trash cousins

look at Daryl! feeding funnel cake to his cousin Charlene so he can bang her later! ewww!

by Gollywobble May 1, 2025

cake dump

leftover cake that you won't eat but don't want to throw out so you give it to someone else.

Why did they give me 3/4 of a cake? It's a cake dump George.

by victory07 February 4, 2023

Kendra Cakes

A woman whose essence lights up my life. Her warmth and affection are unparalleled and she is known for the intensity as well as depth of her love.

Kendra Cakes looking cute tho.

by Your Gerbil December 28, 2020

Cake Core's Cake Ore

Cake Core's Cake ore is a reference to the Rex Reincarnated community, This is an heavily wanted ore of MatsuroII's and is a cool block that is shaped as a cake in honor of CakeCore.

MatsuroII / BoctheClabbergasher approves this message for the Rex Reincarnated community

Hey Cake Core, Congratulations on your the new ore
Omg is that Cake Core's Cake Ore?!
Can i get Cake Core's Cake Ore?

by BoctheClabberGasher June 22, 2025

Cake

Cake does not mean someone with a large butt, okay? If you think that's what it means then I'm guessing you've never seen a cake. :)

Anyways here's the definition

A combination of eggs, milk or water, canola oil or vegetable oil, and flour then put into the baked in the oven at any temperature and time.

Hey, we should be nice for a change and bake our parents a cake!

by AleahUrbinDefine June 17, 2018