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cake of kings

Direct way for a crush, the jail, the covid-19 and death.
Me: have they cake of kings?
He: yes, but, if you got for me they take you to the jail.
by Cake of cakes January 4, 2021
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caked up

its when you when the cake when youre eating the when you cake when youre eating a slice of cake and it gets all over and youre all caked up because you the cake went all over the place because youre eating cake
damn, im all caked up now.
by dingablongo October 24, 2023
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Swiss Cake Roll

When you take a fat shit and then fuck the shit, cum inside of it, then feed it to your partner.
Oh my God! Have you and your boyfriend ever done the Swiss Cake Roll?
by RealUrethraFranklin February 3, 2025
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Wake & Cake

Wake & Cake

It is simply code for doing coke right when you wake up. It is very similar to wake and bake and it sounds like wake and coke, except with marijuana wax (wake) & cocaine or coke for short (cake). It's a powerful wish, to wake up and do a line first thing in morning. You BLOW out the candles on your birthday. There fore every one knows you extend the weekend one day longer for 'wake n' cake.' Wake & Cake means the world is changing back to a 1970's disco era of blow. It's a reverse revolution. Kids want to snort Adderall, and watch porn. When really a wake n' cake is the the best meditation around.
All the Jewish Heeb dealers in the suburbs wouldn't sell me any blow on Sunday. So I went to the the city. Chill with my Catholic homies. I tell my homies, They aren't real legit Jews,half Jewish there Dad's were raped by Romans and not their Mom's. No child was born ever born Jewish that way said the Reb (Rabbi). They are non Orthodox Jews who think that Sunday is day of rest, when it really starts on Friday night Shabbos. So I had to wait till Monday morning to wake and cake to do the candle ceremony. "I stay up 8 days a week for my fill." Later, Cube as I leave back to the suburbs. How much wax candles do you need said Don EL? Dizzle says 1. How much cake you want, I want four, and I know they overcharge so it really is only 2g's EL Don the tagger (graffiti artist), says it cost $160 for that," "Sounds like a plan." said Dizzle. "I can do 2 grams in five hours without hesitation," Dizzle realizes, shoot I may not have enough for morning, for a solid Wake & Cake.
by jasdizzller April 14, 2014
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cake breath

I just 4/20ed 20g of cake breath
by Lil kz or Glly gurll February 22, 2019
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ultimate patty cake

The art of palm-to-Palm warfare. The one that plays the sport has to be so fierce, boiling with fury. When the two hands of the gladiators meet, black holes appear out of no where. God's awaken from their eternal slumber. Even John Cena cannot defeat the masters of palm-to-palm combat.
OMG THEY'RE PLAYING ULTIMATE PATTY CAKE! WE MUST ALEART THE KING AND HIS GUARDS! IT IS TOO DANHEROUS TO PLAY IN THE OPEN!

King: GUARDS, SEIZE THEM!
by TheAnonymousDictionarySurfer November 18, 2015
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Cake

Ass or boob fat, typically used to reference a busty yoot’s bunda , cake may not be served before a pipe cleaner
Joe: gimmi some of that cake
Marry: nah bitch I’m saving it for my nigga “juice”
by LaJuice May 26, 2021
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