blue haired bagel

An older woman or man (typically southern) who is stuck up and tries too hard to seem classy when they are really just rude. They are lazy in a way that inconveniences people and get mad when it’s called out.

Look at the blue haired bagel backing out slowly so they don’t have to use their mirrors.

blue haired bagel by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

Blue haired bagel

A woman or man (typically southern) who’s redneck/backwood pretending to be classy. They like to be lazy in a way that inconveniences people and throw a Karen tantrum when it’s called out.

Be careful of the blue haired bagels at Publix, they like to back out slow so they don’t have to look in their mirrors and won’t be liable if they get hit.

Blue haired bagel by FloridaTerms December 27, 2024

Blue Dog 

Something being incredibly unlikely, to the point of it being nearly mathematically impossible.
Comes from the video game "The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask" where a Blue Dog is coded to never win a race unless under very specific circumstances.

That guy is gonna try and throw the ball 100 yards!
He's got a Blue Dog chance of it.

You know, several of the greatest underdog stories could be described as Blue Dogs.
Really, like what?
Oh, Leicester City's 2016 Premier League run comes to mind.

Blue Dog by Sportspro January 3, 2025

Blue tiss 

A delectable sweet treat, that turns your tongue blue, more commonly know as a blue kiss OR blue jolly rancher.

Hey sall we have one blue tiss?

Blue tiss by Lionets January 7, 2025

blue mooner 

A term that started as meaning "gay" but over time, it evolved into someone who's lame by not coming out, missing out, or not participating.

"Chris doesn't want to come out tonight. What a Blue Mooner!"

blue mooner by YungMan81125 January 8, 2025

BLUE HAT 

WEARING A BLUE HAT MEANS THAT YOU LIKE TO EAT ASS

Bro you're wearing a blue hat you know what that means right?

no?

It means you like to eat ass

BLUE HAT by nigger kojo January 9, 2025

Blue Lips 

A great album with both great rapping and producing made by ScHoolboy Q that is not talked about enough.

Random 1:Yo I really like blue lips

Random 2: ayo what is that

Random 1 : that one album by ScHoolboy Q

Random 2: ohh okay

Blue Lips by Jimmy butler's son January 13, 2025