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john bates

That one football coach who knows it all, four-eyed little prick who always acts like it's his way or the high way in order to hide the fact that's he's never had a date in his life. All around your typically douchebag.
That guy is acting like a real John Bates, what a dick!
by Mrs John Bates April 17, 2017
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John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.
:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden
by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017
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corey john

A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day.. Has an amazing head on his shoulders (shoulders which tend to be ridiculously perfect) A health conscious individual, Corey takes care of himself physically and as a result has a very sexy body. He's a handsome man with determination and drive, highly intelligent, a good sense of humor, easy going and carefree, easy to talk to, and full of optimism!

He's basically every girls dream guy and more

His weaknesses consist of: cheese, late night snacking, treading over his own feet, and speeding.
you're lucky you found a Corey John
by Islek sregdor May 6, 2017
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Johned

To be completely and utterly obliterated, typically by way of an incredibly forceful skull fucking.
Holy shit man, Eric just got fucking Johned into pink mist!

Person #1: Did you see that Johnning last night?
Person #2: Yeah dude, I haven't seen somebody get Johned like that since Brad got his eyeball ripped out and the empty socket fucked with a 12-incher.
by SleepySap May 8, 2017
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The John Cena Affect

The time when you start to like the first person you meet on a dating app and it feels like you just got RKOed by John Cena
Home Boy: Omg, In in love with this girl I found on eHarmony!

Me: Mhm, when did you talk to her

Home Boy: Yesterday

Me: You just got hit with the John Cena Affect
by Whale_Boss69 May 9, 2017
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John

The definition of John is to be very salty. To have much salt. To get very upset when losing at things.
"You are being a John! " I said after winning a game of magic the gathering.
by Twitch0601 May 25, 2017
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john andraka

The john andraka will get ur kids
by Daddypappa34512 May 27, 2017
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