Half Birthday Bros.

Two guy friends who have their birthdays exactly six months apart.

Guy A: Yo, when is your birthday?
Guy B: September 26th, 1981.
Guy A: No way!!! My birthday is May 26th, 1981!!
Guy B: Holy shit! We're half birthday bros.!
Guy A: He'll yeah! That's fuckin' sweet!

by LS2k July 12, 2021

Bros

A terrible blood sucking group that shuns nonmembers. They ruin friendships and entire lives.

The bros ruined my life, this is my story.

by toffeenerd September 28, 2017

bro

a slang word used for everyone

but they were my bros

by kit kat boyyyyyyyy November 7, 2022

Carpo yup bro

A carpo yup bro is a middle class 1st - 3rd year who acts like he’s from fortlawn (e.g) Andy blackberry and Harry flood

That Harry flood fella is a carpo yup bro

by The Alan fella September 12, 2022

Geer bro

A geer bro is someone who would be described as : hypocritical, special needs, violent (spitting), thinks there sigma but can sometimes maintain a good amount of general knowledge. Usually spotted staring at pigeons.

Your such a geer bro never listen to my points even though I’m right.

by Hdzhu isjzbsvs bd May 27, 2024

Bro...

a term typically followed by awkward silence as everyone thinks of how stupid the thing you just said was.

Bro... Shut the fuck up.

by odinchicken October 18, 2022

Bro-Text fondling

When a bro text another bro useing words like what up, yo, and chill. In order to get the other bro excited to meet.

Joe:Yo, what up can u hang Id be ball'in if we chilled

Andy:Yeah man I'm so excited

Joe to himself:Man, I'm so good at bro-text fondling

by Bonzilizard July 1, 2011