Sloppy Dallas

When a girl gives you a blowy with a mouthful of dip

That bitch really gives some good sloppy dallas’

by HandiCaptain223 May 23, 2022

sloppy dallas

verb. an event between one giving one other oral representation while dip (chewing tobacco) is inside their mouth and leaving either a turd sized lump onto the shaft of the other member or leaving lawn clipping sized peices along the shaft close to the representation of ants on a log

"nasty gave tomato soup a sloppy dallas."

by corbin rainey May 23, 2022

Slippery Mantis

When a female (preferably with smaller hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer like shape and run their hands up and down another person’s ass crack rapidly. This includes lots of oil.

“Jane gave joe the Slippery Mantis during a rub’n tug session.”

by Cocobeware69 May 27, 2022

Slippery Mantis

(Noun). A sexual act. When a woman (typically with small hands) clasps their hands together in a prayer shape and rapidly slips their hands up and down a mans ass crack. This process usually involves a lot of oil.

Koko gave Dave a Slippery Mantis during a rub n’ tug.

by Cocobeware69 June 2, 2022

Sloppy Chili Dog

A sexual act in which someone is force fed beans and made to have a loose, bean filled bowel movement on the other party’s penis, resembling a chili dog. Once completed the chili maker will preform a blowjob, thus making a sloppy chili dog.

Dude, did you hear that Craig and his girlfriend are into sloppy chili dogs.

by ashtonkutcherfangirl69 June 13, 2022

sloppy lunch

Someone who eats (or drinks?) cum for lunch.

Friend 1: Hey, what did you have for lunch?
Friend 2: I had a really sloppy lunch ;)

by jamalmother2318 June 13, 2022

Slippery Wet Floor

When a person tries to relieve themselves by masturbating before 12 PM, but end up ejaculating on the floor, and promptly slip on it, causing some to get in the person's mouth.

Person 1: Man I just had such a bad morning, I tried to pop a rasclart and ended up doing a Slippery Wet Floor.
Person 2: That sucks!

by Morbius number 2 June 13, 2022