Kinder Chocolate Surprise

When your dog leaves you a surprise on the floor.... (shit).

"Man, why does my room stink so bad?"
"Maybe your dog left you a Kinder Chocolate Surprise somewhere?"

by pseudocivvy August 4, 2022

Chocolate

Someone who likes to hump their friends for no apparent reason in casual settings.

Look at that chocolate over there.

by CupcakkeCPR August 4, 2022

Chocolate Dip-stick

The act of inserting one's penis deep into the anal cavity and pulling out to see it covered in brown fecal matter.

John: Man last night was rough...
Tyler: What happened?
John: My girl wanted to try anal last night and she got shit all over my dick!

Tlyer: Ha! You got a Chocolate Dip-stick

by MR.MANGUY667 June 6, 2022

Chocolate Tea

Teabagging your/someone's shit

She wanted me to make Chocolate Tea. Bruh I'm not into that shit.

by Just_Cr4Zy June 13, 2022

chocolate rim

When your partner has diarrhea get it and rim a cup with it and drink out it, out of respect.

My partner ate 3 laxatives so i did a chocolate rim.

by Braylen the virgin June 18, 2022

Chocolate Milkshake

Chocolate Shake A male ejaculates into a condom or an anus while the receiver sucks it from her/his anus.

Vanessa loved the Chocolate Milkshake I gave her last night.

by NevermoreMe June 21, 2022

white chocolate

Darran Mullen Haworth

Dessie Mullen sure is fine white chocolate

by Dazzler bwg June 27, 2022