Mom

Some stuped dumb idiot that won't let me have a nerf battle with my friends

"Mom, can me and the bois have a nerfbattle? We will pick up all of the darts please mom"

"Mom can I use the family computer please I'm just doing Khan Academy no tentacle hentai please mom"

by A Homeboy April 29, 2019

Mom

An acronym for "Made of Money" So if you want to buy something go to her.

I have a mom, unlike kyle.

by dum hoe April 30, 2019

Mom

Always being embarassing when talking to ur friends, likes to make your self esteem lower.

You're just like my mom!

by imdeafican'tseeyou April 30, 2019

Mom

Love

Your the best. Thank you for always being there for me MOM!

by Baller1234🏀 May 1, 2019

Ur mom

She is gay

Your mom likes other girls

by Boi default May 1, 2019

Your mom

Literally a response to anything some asks you

Girl 1- Hey what you wanna do after school?

Guy 1- your mom

Guy 2- Whats 2 + 2?

Girl 2- Your mom

by QUEEN! May 2, 2019

Mom Bomb

When a mother (single or married) has reached her maximum patience limit and explodes into a devastating tsunami of fury spewn obscenities for the sole reason of being heard and being felt. A child's worst fear is lighting the mom bomb.

Kids: (arguing loudly and disagreeing with guidance from their mother.)
Mother: "Dude, it's about to get fucking real. Yep. Mom Bomb's about to go off!"
Kids: begin trembling

by D. Kilo May 2, 2019