crying like a bitch

When one of your friends is whining so much that you stop at the store to buy him a tampon.

Man, Sal was crying like a bitch. That fool needs to man up and grow a pair.

by ElCapaz October 30, 2017

excuses are like asses

phrase used by "hip" gym and history teachers. "excuses are like asses"... if the coach is particularly bright, he will finish the phrase: "excuses are like asses, everyones got one and they all stink"

"But coach - i have a good reason!!"

"excuses are like asses billy... like asses!"

by Jake Jarmel May 21, 2004

Pick it up like it's cold

The opposite of dropping it like it's hot. Can be used in conjunction with aforementioned phrase, or alone.

Drop it like it's hot, pick it up like it's cold.

Pick it up like it's cold.

by Sergeant Sniffy September 15, 2010

Don't Work Like Should

Informal slang when something does not function the way it is designed or developed for.

The light switch would not power the lights. Don't work like should.

by Brofessor Beam September 10, 2018

Up and down like a yo-yo

Up and down like a yo-yo is how a guy is supposed to ride the peg of another dude.

Matt tells me to go "Up and down like a yo-yo" when he wants me to ride the peg!

by eda-skip January 7, 2022

Quixtar-like

Greedy, money-hungry, describing people who fall for scams and pyramid schemes such as Quixtar and Amway (the failed version of Quixtar). Describing people who will pay $100 to attend a pointless rally where they will hold candles and listen to greed-driven liars speak. Describing people who have the desire to become rich quickly, only to become broke later in life.

Psychologist: Why are you a plumber?
Plumber: I have no money.
Psychologist: Why not? I thought I knew you back then. You had a college degree. You were a successful accountant.
Plumber: I gave it all up for Quixtar. I had it all, and I lost everything because I wasted my money on tapes and pointless materials for Quixtar. I now prevent people's shit from overflowing as my career.
Psychologist: Oh, son, you are so quixtar-like. Now excuse me while I go to the bathroom. Please wait outside so you can prevent the toilet from overflowing. I have a big one coming...or two.

by AL1 November 14, 2005

the like

A cannibalization of the phrase the lick. Both mean something that is really great, or the pinnacle of something.

Poser 1 : Dood, that guy is ridin' spinners!
Poser 2 : Yeah, those are the like!
Poser 1 : What did you say? You mean the lick?
Poser 2 : Same thing, moron. Let's go get a taco.

by Homey G. April 12, 2004