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Kentucky Bean Plugging

Quickly eating 6 cans of beans in a row and then putting in a butt plug, and resisting all urges to remove the plug due to gas caused by the beans.
I have to shit so bad but I am Kentucky Bean Plug-maxxing and it hurts like all hell
I tried Kentucky Bean Plugging once, it was so painful why would you ever do it.
by Sokklas July 18, 2025
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Jordan Beans

a male, who is often confused with Superman, or a leopard. He is stealthy like an inflatable balloon, and is too scared to ride the Ferris Wheel. His favorite food is clam chowder, but he's still a really nice guy.
I just spilled Jordan Beans all over my mothers favorite machete.
by thelovelylittleladylamb April 9, 2011
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Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink
Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
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Beans & Cornbread

means had a fight
Back in da day Jay beans & Cornbread wit Joe.
by Allahatopia November 23, 2018
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Bean

Clitoris basically. You could call it a bean bag, or even a beanie bag. Usually said to roast your friends moms.
Hey Dave, I actually just Milfored your moms bean. Dont even get me started on Shawns moms bean bag. Shes got that spicy bean!
by BdontheBeanSlayer March 10, 2019
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porta-beans

A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”
That bitch pin is stuck stuck, better grab the porta-beans.
by Chopchoo May 28, 2024
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Bean

Bean is a very versatile word. Similar to the new hipster use of the word “minute,” it can be used to describe a long or short period of time depending on the context of the conversation.
Context: Friends that have not seen each other in a while.

“Yooo it’s been a bean bro, I miss you

Context: A friend is on his way and will be there shortly.

“I’m around the corner I’ll be there in a bean”
by Bean Blaster May 9, 2022
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