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do you need a spoon?

a question you ask someone right after they tell you to do some you don't agree with, you could just as easily say no or piss off but instead you go all out and ask them do you need a spoon.

it is typically followed by them asking why they would need a spoon, at that time you inform them it to eat your...

eat you ass, shit, piss, ect.
EXAMPLE 1.
boss man: You have to work this weekend.

employee: do you need a spoon?

boss man: why would I need a spoon?

employee: so you can eat my ass.

EXAMPLE 2.
Guy 1: I knew you was wrong about that movie... it sucked

Guy 2: Do you need a spoon?

Guy 1: why?

Guy 2: so you can eat my shit
by B*RAD May 23, 2014
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do me bad things

1. Sodomise me
2. a really crap rock band from the early '00s
line from a really distasteful RRP porn:
"mama, help me, nasty men do me bad things"
by Noxema-Tapioca March 7, 2009
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do nothin', get everythin'

Describes the mentality that some teens have in terms of receiving whatever they desire effortlessly. This is commonly found among spoiled children, teen sloths, and unmotivated, bitchy people.

Important to note that while not having to lift a finger, many with this mentality will complain, try win-lose bargaining, or self-pity to obtain what they desire.

Parents/guardians often fall in these forms of conflicts. If not dealt with early, this mentality will remain with the individual for many years.
1.) Pat is irresponsible, bad in school, and an overall ass, but his parents get him whatever because he complains like a little bitch, i.e. a "do nothin', get everythin" tactic.

2.) Marina gets whatever she wants, but if she is rejected something that she clearly has not earned, she'll promise to do chores. Because of her "do nothin', get everythin'" mentality, she does not fulfill that promise down the line.
by lastray February 23, 2011
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what did you do

used to ask someone what they have just been doing.
What did you do, I asked you.
by Debskelly1985 March 1, 2023
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foo-king do-may

Alternate pronunciation for "fucking dumb ass". Can be spoken in a French accent, hence the Franco-inspired pronunciation.
Tell Pierre that he's a foo-king do-may.
by The Colonel July 18, 2003
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Wow! But do ya believe it!

"Wow! But do you believe it!" is what I said to Matt when he was sucking my dick and I shot eleven squirts of my cum down his throat!
Wow! But do ya believe it!
by eda-skip September 10, 2022
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Hey, How you doing?

A greeting often used by "The typical white man" usually in business settings and most of the time rhetorical, often said fast and only understood by other typical white men.
Dave the typical white man: Hey, how you doing?

Random typical white man on the 3rd floor corporation hallway: Hey, how you doing?
by JANmusic October 6, 2013
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