blog dicking

To cut in line while commenting on someone's blog.

For example, someone posted something on comment 3 that either is appreciated or detested, another person can cut in right below that person's comment and either praise or blast them.

Blog dicking is especially fantastic when a drama meltdown breaks on someone's topic. People will be blog dicking left and right to tell the offender how much they suck. AMAZING!

"I'm going to blog dick her in the face if she keeps blog dicking his blog today."

by Mrs. Ekko June 29, 2010

saucy dick

a dick, or penis that is covered in cum.

after fucking she gave me a saucy dick and i needed a towel to clean it up

by Phoney01 September 26, 2017

dick cast

After a man ejaculates the penis is tenderly wrapped in toilet paper in an effort to prevent leakage.

Hey John, is that your dick cast on the floor, get it off my hardwood ya jerk.

by rustledjummies March 8, 2015

Long Dick

Did you see Blake’s luscious Long Dick.

"Yeah child, Blake’s Long Dick penetrated me.”

by Long schlongeroni July 22, 2019

Twizzler Dick

Twisted dicks in a shape that looks like a braid. Braided Dicks.

Oh shizzle they twisted their dicks into a Twizzler Dick

by nodankmemes November 25, 2019

Gerber Dick

A male with a penis the size of an infants penis.

Aye everybody look Jordan has a gerber dick!!!

by d-beast-unlshd June 20, 2010

dick cole

Anyone whos name is Cole, but is the most upmost dick-hole looking and acting person that this prestigious name is given to them.

God Jim, your friend Cole is acting like a fucking Dick Cole

by Assfuckertitsmcgee May 6, 2015