by Dickmunchkin34.5 September 11, 2022
New slang for the sexual position of 69 with the woman on top and she has a squirting orgasm on the bottom partner’s face.
My girlfriend gave me cake by the ocean last night and I’m not sure if I’m gonna get my room deposit back.
by Konekline May 30, 2024
'dude I love the song cake by the ocean'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
'you know that song is about having sex on the beach right?'
'... well now I do'
by SlipperyTrashMan August 12, 2021
When you have anal sex with your female partner and you ejaculate in her anus and pull it out. Then she squats on your chest and blows out cottage Ville cream cakes. My partner loves to tease a Cottageville cream cake
by Cottageville cream cake October 09, 2018
Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.
by BigDaddy_Deano June 01, 2011
The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.
Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.
Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....
Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?
Sally: YES!!!
*both girls almost throw up*
by 1isallallis1 February 02, 2011
The musky swirl of deodorant, solidified sweat, and pungent aroma of body odor that leaves your clogged armpit pore after you pop it.
Woah dude, I never the armpit cake would taste as bad as it smelled. Sniffing a drop 2 feet away singed my nostril hairs
by E IN August 17, 2017