Meat Mat

A meat mat is a burger.

I found a dried up meat mat in the bathroom stall at McDonalds

by Unsolvedllama May 31, 2018

Digeridoo Meat Slice

When you get a digeridoo, and insert barbed wire down the tube. Then proceed to stick your dick in it, thrusting in and out, slicing your dick into pieces.

Jerry asked to borrow my digeridoo, I didn’t know he wanted to perform the digeridoo meat slice. Ouch!

by Nut Boi May 31, 2018

Meat King

A gay pimp
A gay prostitute
A pimp of a gay prostitute

“Yo where do you get all your money”
“I’m a meat king”
“Oh sick dude, so you prostitute women”
“Not exactly...”

by UrMumIsMySlave June 3, 2018

Sweet Meat

When that hot bae is wearing small shorts and her sweet ass is hanging out of the bottom ready to be touched

That thot walked by and I saw that beautiful sweet meat under those short ass shorts.

by aarond2018 June 4, 2018

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018

Hissing meat

"1. Meat sizzling on a grill
2. Collective human emittance of an NFL event."

“Nothing like hissing meat on a charcoal grill on a summer Sunday night”

“How was the Chiefs game Brian?!”
Brian: “...bunch of hissing meat...”

by Mivanusk June 10, 2018

Cut Your Meat

A cross between cutting the cheese and beating your meat.

"Last night I cut my meat."
"What?"
"I was jerking off and I farted."
"So.. you cut your meat?"
"Yeah."
"Ew."

by baddabel June 10, 2018