When you and someone else are under mistletoe, you grab the mistletoe toe, deep throat it, and then make out.
“Me and Stacy’s mom got caught under the mistletoe last night- she got me to do my first mistletoe-kiss.”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
“Oh, so that’s what I’m smelling on your breath! You dirty dog!”
by Plant Fingers February 16, 2024
Get the Mistletoe-kissmug. by SBaumgart December 2, 2021
Get the Kiss a football⚽️ player daymug. John: "Did you hear that Vincent got a Crimean Kiss?"
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."
by MaximeAesthetica February 14, 2023
Get the Crimean Kissmug. by Joemamagay November 11, 2019
Get the Hug & kiss daymug. Girl #1 “ that boy it hot i wanna kiss him”
Girl #2” well it’s october 31 national kiss a soccer boy dayand he okays soccer so go for it”
Girl #1 “ wow perfect timing i’m gonna go kiss him
Girl #2” well it’s october 31 national kiss a soccer boy dayand he okays soccer so go for it”
Girl #1 “ wow perfect timing i’m gonna go kiss him
by gdoyxkgxigckv kgd October 28, 2019
Get the Kiss a soccer boy daymug. by YankoRJ February 13, 2017
Get the Hershey Kissmug. Did you just give yourself a November’s kiss?
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss
He was at a party naked giving himself a novembers kiss
by sumsum69 July 19, 2023
Get the Novembers Kissmug.