The act of pretending to fish to not look dumb in front of others. One does not need a fishing pole, bait, etc. to fake fish.
Friend 1:Dude I was at the river alone and I didn't want to look dumb in front of others so I started to fake fish and pretended I was reeling in a fish.
Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?
Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing
Friend 2 : Isnt that more dumb than being alone ?
Friend 1: no it's called fake fishing
by Carnitasburito June 18, 2018
Get the Fake Fishingmug. by salpaka September 21, 2020
Get the Fish In a Tubemug. Some people that are obssesed with singing fish and play with them and waste $400 on a single fish . Also they are on youtube.
***e**44: I wasted $400 on a bony soul and now im poor! ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ๐ธ
Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000
Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you ๐๐๐
Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!
Someone: i want rocking fish
Ebay seller: ok want it for $1000000000000000
Just******s******f***c*******: OMG WHERE DID YOU GET THAT
Me: he got it from you ๐๐๐
Someone: i dont have any fishes and im not a singing fish collector
Me: good for u!!
by Pxprobotvidz January 16, 2020
Get the Singing fish collectormug. Let's go fishing!!
by PineappleJuice April 25, 2015
Get the Fishingmug. by Sexydimma March 26, 2017
Get the fish bonesmug. by Dr. HuffNpuff Master Alchemist February 5, 2019
Get the Fish Flakesmug. When you have insane diarrhea from a bad fish finger butty that you have to plug your arsehole with your own fingers to make it to the toilet.
Kamil ate something dodgy so he had to Mark fish finger himself to save at least some of his dignity.
"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"
"I've just had to Mark's fish fingers myself then, got a rate dicky tum"
by SkyHawk24 January 18, 2024
Get the Mark's fish fingersmug.