AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

Obese mid-thirties male with a Michael Cera type stache, man bag and a striped fedora.

Do NOT look across the street Michael, we got a AAAAH MY EYES!! IT BUURNS!!

by Australium Gold June 8, 2016

red-eye jet-i

noun. red-eye jet-i is a type of Marajuana that gives you the redest eyes. This weed is so dank after you are stoned out of your mind you will forget your eyes are red and most likely get cought.

(from experience of smokeing red-eye jet-i do not forget to put eye drops in before the prosses of smokeing(it still works as well as putting them after just you dont forget))

by The nature smoker November 10, 2009

barnard castle eye test

When you are potentially blind and drive a ~60 mile round trip between Durham and Barnard Castle with your family to validate that you can see properly

That Coronavirus was a stinker - better risk my family with the old Barnard Castle Eye Test before I drive back to London

by Spookhetti May 26, 2020

Bridge Card Black Eye

A bridge card black eye is a Michigan reference to when you are dating a girl with food stamps and you piss her off so much she violently whips her Bridge Card (a debit card, credit card, or Blockbuster gift card can be substituted as well) at your face hard enough to give you a black eye.

My buddy Dave told his girlfriend that he cheated on her with her sister AND brother so she gave him a bridge card black eye.

by KTeacherK May 27, 2021

East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

Doon's eye

redness of the eye after a night of drinking, often caused by popped blood vessels.

Man! did you see that Doon's eye? he must have drank way too much last night!

by Mallory David October 4, 2008

See the worry in my eye

That shows that one does not care; careless, reckless, unconcerned.
A person who does not care; a careless, unconcerned, or indifferent person.
Mid 19th century; earliest use found in Catherine Sedgwick (1789–1867). From (I) don't care.

P1: what you think that person thinks of you?
P2: see the worry in my eye?

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 8, 2019