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Chris Brown her

1. A man putting street fighter moves on his woman
2. A man kicking his woman's ass
Male Friend - "Hey man, why is your girl all up on dude on the dance floor over there?"
Guy - "She's acting out, I'm gonna Chris Brown her ass when we get home!"
by Natasha0519 March 10, 2009
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Downtown Thunder Brown

Farting as hard and loudly as you can in public. Often this results in a shart. The fart must reach at least 60 decibels of audio measurement.
Oh, baby! Yeah! Give me that Downtown Thunder Brown! *insert generic loud fart noise and squish effect*
by cchristopherson April 2, 2010
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MIKE BROWN TASK

Open task or assignment that is left OPEN or put off for many months or years for no reason.
MIKE BROWN TASK Dated 04/15/2009
Internal Notes: Per customer's request follow-up to see if their ePRO 500 shows in our system. Customer claims they took the ePRO Course when originally presented and received ePRO pin and Certificate however has everything packed away somewhere and cannot locate at this time. I informed customer they will need to present a copy of paid ePRO invoice or copy of certificate and or some sort of proof the course was complted, understood.

MIKE BROWN TASK Open Task Dated:10/29/08:
Received call, spoke to William. Customer offered a suggestion: Suggestion is for us to have the ePRO Directory profile have a "check" box to select if you want to received calls to your cell phone from un-solicited callers. Mentioning if the ePRO graduate puts a "check" in the box it will show their "cell phone" number in red which will all show a small paragraph in red as well warning non-solicited callers that are not intended for the business of Real Estate or applicable business to "Not Call This Cell".
by ThePrincessIC June 16, 2009
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Brown Man's Exit

When you avoid an otherwise unavoidable instance of having to pay, at the last possible opportunity.

An unexpected hope when there shouldn't be, but only when the consequences are minor.

Cheap desperation is the crux of the "brown man's exit."
We could pay the toll or take the brown man's exit and find another way.
by Nigel_Sinjinsmyte January 24, 2011
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Free ride to brown

Effortless anal sex
My buddy picked up this skank from the bar the other night. She had all kinds of STDs, so he took a free ride to brown instead.
by cerberus98 May 25, 2011
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behead the brown tortoise

Verb: To take a shit. So called because the act of the sphyncter muscles, whilst pinching off the loaf, creates a guillotine effect upon the toroise's (the shit) neck.
"Hey guys, I'd love to go to the store with you, but I've really got to behead the brown tortoise right now."
by A Dub November 10, 2008
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Baby Brown Manatee

Feces that has been developed and excreted in such a way that it has a shape similar to that of a manatee.
Your roommate as he is stepping out of your bathroom "Sorry bro, I just gave birth to a baby brown manatee"
by Ayoe March 19, 2009
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