John

John is a pot to piss in. John is a pot to shit in. John can be sat upon or stood over. John will take all your shit and piss and flush it away because John is an indoor plumbing apparatus that's is connected to a series of pipes and tubes that is connected to a community utility, perhaps a sewage or waterworks paid for by a subscription rat called a water bill. When John is not flushing sewage down a series of pipes, John can be found propositioning a prostitute for sex in order to negotiate a price point to become a prostitute's customer. John also means soulful.

Tara just shit all over that John who low balled them for a blow job.

by Ms. Inform November 23, 2021

John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.

Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.

by eBucks May 31, 2024

john

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john is delicious

by fishandchipsniggers February 26, 2024

John Isaac

Means gladness comes from above,through the gleaming light of laughter . The feeling of joyousness ,brought in from the vibrant feeling of loving life And all it has to offer.

John : meaning graced by God
Isaac : meaning he will laugh

John Isaac is blessed by God and so he laughs.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

Slurpin' it up like John Fisher

When you start mischievously slurp something in front of your friends in a suggestive way, you say "I'm slurping it up like John fisher".

Guy 1: "Bro, stop doing that, its weird"
Guy 2: "But I'm slurpin' it up like John Fisher!"

by JohnFisherTheGoat July 29, 2025

Mexican John

A racial derogatory term used to describe someone who is Mexican or Mexican descent. It has been used since the 40s ever since the Mexicans came over as a minority to seek for jobs to make money. John in spanish is Juan but white people use Mexican John instead.

Guy 1: I notice there is a new Mexican John across the street.

Guy 2: Don't worry he actually seems nice.

by Dragónverde December 1, 2018

John

John is a mystery of a man, a man of few words, a man who will cut anyone who fucks with his circle. He is adept with his hands, and loves his woman fiercely. John makes sure things are done right, and takes pains to correct the wrongs. He is fun, hot, sensitive and sexy. John is a man every other dude should aspire to be.

John makes his lady feel like she is his, he works hard to explain why they are forever.

by GeminEye Visionary November 20, 2022