Mom-pare

When two moms pass each other and each mom overtly looks at the other’s baby to see which baby is cuter. Usually, followed directly by a comment to a spouse, friend, or the baby (as a last resort) about how pretty her own baby is or a back-handed comment about the other child.

I mom-pared little Jessica with Judy’s daughter, Amanda. Poor Amanda has her mother's deep creepy eyes.

by Kivelin January 9, 2018

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ur mom

the greatest comeback ever

joe- “i fucked ur gf last night”
jeff- “ur mom”
joe- “damn 😢”

by mommy_mommy November 21, 2021

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I'll be in the kitchen with your mom.

If you're in an awkward situation, say this to make the other person feel uncomfortable instead.

Person: "How's your relationship going?"
You: ...
Person: ?
You: "I'll be in the kitchen with your mom."
Person: ...

by Lovely_Liam January 7, 2022

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Mom Appreciation Day

Appreciate your mom for not being dead or appreciate her life! March 3rd!!

"Dude, when you get home tell your mom you love her! It's Mom appreciation day remember!! March 3rd!!"

by anonymous December 15, 2020

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Mom

A mom is someone you can rely on to trust someone to share all your favorite things with to just laugh with.One thing a mom is really good at is loving you as smothering as they may be they just love being with you and making you smile so Today go up to your mom and tell her how much you love and appreciate her!!!

My mom means more than words can describe

by #Thatonegirl March 11, 2021

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