white sox 

one of the most stedfast teams in mlb history with a small but militantly faithful and demanding fanbase. despite a great deal of success in the early 20th century, all respect for the white sox was lost in the black sox scandal of 1919. since then, the white sox have been forced to live in the inferior shadow of the hated and ridiculous chicago cubs of the northside. in 2005 dignity was regained when the white sox won the world series by shear teamwork, talent, and determination.
for a true southside raised white sox fan, pain, deep-seated resentment and envy, and extreme highs and lows are the norm. from a very young age, the true sox fan learns all there is to know about baseball and every way in which to hate the cubs. the sox fan (and the true cubs fan for that matter, not the drunken yuppies and tourists spending a summer day in historic wrigley field that make up the majority of their superficial fanbase) knows that reconciliation between sox and cubs fans can never occur. those that say otherwise either dont know shit about baseball or dont know shit about chicago.

"so you're from chicago"
"yeah"
"how 'bout them cubs"
"fuck you, im a white sox fan"

white sox by izerin2103 November 13, 2006

white whale 

When you are face fucking a chick, pull out after you fill their mouth with semen, then proceed to slap both of their cheeks at the same time yielding the same appearance of a whale surfacing for air.

If you can't figure it out from the definition of white whale then you are too fucking stupid.

white whale by Wayne Sucks July 7, 2009

White Christmas

Getting sex for a Christmas present, be it early, or right on time. White referring to the skeet that is present, and Christmas referring to the act being an early present, or right on time.

Ninja: I just had sex, it was white.... Christmas is good.

-Zcarfanatic: Well MERRY christmas to you ...only problem now is you already got your present and its not even christmas.

-00camaroSS: wrong. thats the gift that keeps on giving.

-Zcarfanatic: your right...man I have been asking my girlfriend the wrong things all along my birthday,christmas, and valentines day should be simple for her now.
Just lay back and relax and let me enjoy my gift.

-Ninja: And so you see.... everyone CAN have a white Christmas, just have to ask the right question and give the right gift.

White Christmas by handon December 24, 2009

White Mike 

Anyone named Mike who deals/does cocaine.

Let's head over to White Mike's and get some coke.

White Mike by Packers Lounge May 24, 2013

white Mecca 

Noun. - Slang term for New York City, derived from young white people's unrestrained adoration and reverence for the city. Often used derisively or ironically.

Of course Ron isn't spending the vacation here; he's on his yearly pilgrimage to white Mecca.

Oh my God, you went to college in NYC? That is my favorite place in the world. It's like, my Mecca.

white Mecca by 11redred11 November 12, 2010

White Widow 

An overhyped midgrade type of weed that americans think is the jam but the dutch pass off as nothing special. Can get a quarter of it for 30 bucks in holland

Yo, David, you get any good bud? Yeah. I got some super mexican haze that kicks the shit out of that white widow we had the other day. Bitchin'!

White Widow by Tom Bosley July 26, 2005

white castle 

Eng. - when one splooges repetivitly in one spot to from a castle of jiz. over time this hardens to form a upsidedown cone much like a stalagmite in a cave. One could enjoy playing with one, having splooge wars, or using it for erotic pleasures with someone from massachusetts.

Damnit my girlfriend left shit on my white castle.

Dude if you were hungry you could have gone to the fridge, i have been working on that for a year.

white castle by Pooper scooper November 21, 2004