Tits (a stoner poem)

Play with my tits u little shit,
Fuck me in the ass and pay me cash
Let's go smoke from my stash
Higher than a kite
Smoking too much weed
Bro, I gotta fucking pee 😂

Me: "If u get high then make use out of it and have fun"

Me: "enjoy the poem, tits (a stoner poem)" 😂😂
"I'm too sober for this rn"

by Tits (a stoner poem) December 14, 2021

tits to the wall

Absolutely buck wild, crazy, or unreasonable irresponsible.

I have the night off, I might just go tits to the wall.

by Jendingo December 2, 2022

No Tit Brigade

Girls with very small or no breasts are members of the No Tit Brigade (also known as the NTB).

Did you see what Karen was wearing last night? She’s definitely a member of the No Tit Brigade.

by G12345! September 20, 2020

Just Punching Tits

Giving females the equivalent to males' "blue balls". Or giving them a yeast infection, if you may.

Hey did you guys hook up last night?
Sure did... but she wouldn't put out and we were just punching tits.

by Alessio Datura February 19, 2022

Dit Tit

The equivalent of saying he words "Ditto", or "Same", or the phrase "Same Here"

Guy 1: Yeah man I'm pretty excited to see that movie tomorrow

Guy 2: Dit tit, man

by Mr. Moustache707 May 17, 2018

tits

Means that the noun or object is awesome

That party last night was tits

by Michael Le Long July 17, 2013

sissy tits

A sissy, cowardly.

“That dog is a sissy tits, he won’t protect nobody.

That dog is a sissy tits, he won’t protect nobody.

by Turbotits September 11, 2021