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Family Guy

A god awful shitty unfunny show that is a dead horse being beaten by Fox when it wasn’t even ever good in the first place.
I wish they just cancel that shitty show Family Guy
by 1955 Cadillac Coupe Deville December 11, 2022
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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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turk the guy

turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic
turk the guy and i like bananas

turk the guy is epic
by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021
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Keep Trying Guy

When a man messes up and is dragged through the dirt, fired from his job, and ostracized by his friend group because his moral failing publicly humiliated his coworkers/buddies, tarnished their reputations, and resulted in a lack of brand alignment.
Friend #1: "Did you hear about that YouTube guy that tries stuff? He cheated on his wife and was fired by his friends, the other 'try dudes', who called his actions and inappropriate behavior a 'betrayal'."

Friend #2: "Well, if he's looking to make a comeback, he could just create his own YouTube channel and call it the 'Keep Trying Guy'. He can talk about his issues and what he's learned from his mistakes. Who knows, maybe people will stop villainizing him for being human..."
Friend #1: "Huh... The dude was a hypocrite, though. He cheated on his wife after calling himself the 'wife guy' of the group and building his brand around that..."
Friend #2: "Well, all men have their moments... Their 'Keep Trying Guy' moments..."
by AELIANA October 9, 2022
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The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma

The dilemma / paradox that arrives when you think of the insides of a fat guy's fridge. Would it be full, because he's fat? Would it be empty, because he ate it all, because he's fat? We will never know.
PROF: Alright kids, guess how full my fridge is.
STUDENT 1: It's full because you are so fat!
STUDENT 2: No! It's empty because he ate it all!
PROF: That is called The Fat Guy's Fridge Dilemma!
by Slimmy Pimmy November 29, 2025
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Don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan

A phrase to say whenever your team is losing in a videogame or when shit is going down and people are discussing about it.
If you know things won't get any better, say this.
PussyDestroyer69: Guys we we suck a lot, we are losing fast.
EdgyIdiot: Hey don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan , we're going to win this.

Jessica: How the hell are we going to pass the maths test tomorrow?
Nathan: I'm going to get an other F, I couldn't do shit with all the homework we had this week
Josh: don't worry guys, Dutch has a plan, we just need some time
by OffensiveGamer July 30, 2020
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Fall guys

A sex position were the male is playing fall guys while fucking
by FGE charger July 2, 2022
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