Dry my drip

It’s something you say to someone when they try to ruin your vibe or make you feel bad about yourself I

Why you always tryna dry my drip

by Italy Arteaga December 28, 2019

squeeze my weenier

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck

3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive

by yaboilucabray2005 March 30, 2019

erp my derp

It is an implication for a woman to perform fellatio on a male figure.

Brody: Honestly, I've been with Shannon for 2 weeks and I might ask her to erp my derp afterschool.

by Erp my Derp April 10, 2019

My happy birthday

When brian writes down my happy birthday in his agenda

August 30th my happy birthday

by Ayyyydubs October 8, 2019

stir my balls

A synonym for ruffle your feathers

I think he texted me at 2 a.m. just to stir my balls.

by bumpkinpatch October 9, 2019

oh my nut

An exclamation made when something is so beautiful or satisfying it rivals ejaculation

*Jim tries his Grandmother's cookies* "Oh my nut these are good"
*After watching a beautiful goal/pass/catch* "Oh my nut"

by Nippopotamus December 16, 2017

touch my pearls

You are engaged in conversation so your reaction towards something or someone that has impressed you. In a lady like way, our reaction is to "touch my pearls" in a manner that shows you've been impressed.

During conversation or showing that you're impressed. So you use the comment of " let me clutch my pearls or touch my pearls". Or it can have an opposite effect and you comment " let me clutch my pearls" because you're not impressed.

by So Fee says January 4, 2018