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dance moms

a show where a old woman bullies kids while their dancing.
person 1:did you like the group dance yesterday from dance moms?
person 2: it was magnificent! like their costumes and name, party party party!

person 1: i like the part when chloe brooke and maddie throw glitter at the judges at the end!
by Phu The Writer April 14, 2022
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you're mom

You're a mom now.
Nothing can change it.
some person: You're mom.
a mom now: Fuck.
by SnakePartySUSSY May 13, 2022
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Ur mom

Is a fun thing to say when someone asks where you are.It can be used as doing your mom, or (fucking your mom.’
When someone asks where you are, you can say “ your moms house”.
by Thesenutscanneverfitinyomouth January 24, 2022
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your mom

YOUR MOM IS A MILF AND I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT UNLESS SHE IS DEAD THEN I WAS SIX INCHES DEEP IN HER GRAVE
your mom
by Im better then you May 16, 2022
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Multiverse Soccer Mom

A Woman who derives sexual pleasure by fondling her own breasts or sexual male partners testicles
Aaiden: Man get a load o' this M.I.L.F., she's a real Multiverse Soccer Mom
Kayden: For Real?
by Papabear845 August 14, 2022
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Alt boho mom

The Alt Boho mom does not fall prey to all suburban soccer mom fads and trends, she's not quite crunchy or granola mom, but yet grows her own veggies, or attempts to...but she's a mom. So the back up is to hit her local farmers market. Her house is decorated with plants, mixed with mid century modern vibe, and taxidermy (in the bug variety). She prepares home-cooked meals, but grub hubs from the neighborhood Indian restaurant, weekly. She follows vaccine schedules but breastfeeds until her baby can ask in a full sentence "May I have a boobie please?" She gives birth at home, or a birthing center and dreams of a water birth. For fun She follows true crime podcasts, and solves cold case murders. She has traded in former activities of live music shows in various basements, for watching NPR Tiny Desk Concerts.

Her kids names are unique or inspired by musicians, scientists or vintage family names. They play with wooden, Montessori toys, wear cloth diapers, that she may have a service for. Some are raised gender non-conforming. She lives either in remodeled, vintage, older homes with gay neighbors on each side, or in the suburbs where she takes long trail walks each day.
A conversation between a soccer mom and an alt boho mom sounds like this.
Soccer mom: "Would you like to join me at Orange Theory for a work out?"

Alt Boho Mom: "Do you know what the carbon footprint is of treadmills. Walking outdoors is free, and I just read all this research based information on how it supports your mental health. Also, there was a cold case murder that occurred on this trail and I think I know where."
Soccer mom: "OMG that's horrifying, is it a safe trail for the kids! You should notify neighborhood watch."

Alt Boho Mom: "I'll bring some gluten free fig bars from the co-op and clay for sun screen."
Soccer Mom: "I have to pick up my Subaru outback from its oil change, drop Noah at baseball and pick up Delaney from dance, then I'll be OMW."
by Nerdybird30 May 19, 2022
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Submarine mom

A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 16, 2022
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