Crimean Kiss

A sweet and loving gesture that turns into violent and aggressive rape.

John: "Did you hear that Vincent got a Crimean Kiss?"
Jared: "What happened?"
John: "Lisa hugged and kissed Vincent yesterday, shortly before tying him to the bed and raping him."

by MaximeAesthetica February 14, 2023

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Kiss chase

Boys change girls

Let’s play kiss chase

by Nottherealme1345267 February 20, 2023

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National kissing titties day

April 11

I’m going to kiss them titties on April 11th . Because it’s national kissing titties day.

by Kissing titties day February 20, 2023

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Kiss The Pole

When you are unbuckled while speeding in a car and you drive as fast as you can into a pole making you fly into the pole.

I'm going to kiss the pole tonight.

by nachotaco February 22, 2023

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Brownie Kiss

An intimate moment with a partner in which one party has anal sex with the other until they're open enough to push a fart out, then you inhale the fart and blow it into their mouse via a kiss.

Hey brah wanna brownie kiss?

Heck yea man toats rad!

by Imafuckingfuckfuckfuckfuci March 26, 2025

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The Dark Kiss

The act of two individuals spreading their butt cheeks and gently pressing their anuses together in a moment of intimate, eldritch alignment. Equal parts horrifying and poetic.

After 3 shots of tequila and a soul pact, they attempted the Dark Kiss. Reality has never been the same.

by KGrant23 March 30, 2025

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