Cake

To paralyze or injure someone you don’t like

“ damn he’s so annoying, I just want to cake him”

by anonymous July 23, 2024

Creamy side cake

This is when one shots love juice on the bum of a lover while doggy style.

Last night my ole lady and I were making love and finished off by giving her a nice creamy side cake.

by BigDaddy_Deano November 13, 2011

Noob cake

Someone who wants to contribute to an Urban Dictionary without having learnt to spell first, involuntary invoking a biotope rather than the intended pastry, thus creating a context issue in his explanation.

"Noob cake (n.) a noob who was baked until they became a delicious desert"

by HjAa August 11, 2018

Caked

Slang for being "fucked"

Margaret - 'dude, the cops are coming'

Steve - 'dude, were caked'

by levijmusic January 4, 2019

Cakeful

Describing a rather large read end

Caleb: Reed wishes he could get him some of Colby’s cakeful booty. Too bad it belongs to Caleb

by Caleb daniel December 2, 2017

Cake

Specifically a human female from birth vagina.

Person: do you like cake?
Jackson: yes I love cake.
Person: any and all cake?
Randy: a cake is a cake.

by Jackson&Randy April 30, 2025

Cake

This is what you eat if you like eating

Ohh yeah i like cake

by Gecko 🦎 March 5, 2021