Crema de Salsa Beans

The act of shitting in a dirty vagina while its got a heavy flow then proceeding to mash the shit in the chunky blood till you top it off with your crema

I was hungry for Mexican food so I made crema de salsa beans in her last night.

by KremyChkn October 4, 2025

Bean

An edible seed, typically kidney-shaped, growing in long pods on certain leguminous plants.

"points are scored by landing the bean bags on the board"

by Sharktopus vs. Cyberterminator October 4, 2025

Bean

Thinks they’re big but they’re teeny and too adorable to be threatening. They now believe that pigs can fly after witnessing it firsthand.

Bean fights for the people they love and they are also going to dig up my dead bird

You’re being a bean

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can

Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.

by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025

Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).

That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.

by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025

Bean Soup

A public pool that’s filled with a majority of mexicans

Dude don’t even try to go to the pool today, it’s a bean soup.

by stewbedasso556 October 29, 2025

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

by Moonshot November 7, 2025