meeting time drift

When you arrive at the meeting room on time and there's no one else there, so you depart for a few minutes to do something else while leaving the room empty for the next person to arrive and also quickly leave. This cycle causes meetings to start later and later.

It was fifteen minutes before people were actually gathered in the room together due to meeting time drift.

by Ananananas August 14, 2009

timing your pee

A competition that you have with your friend when you're trying to drink the appropriate amount of water everyday. At first your body isn't used to the amount of water you're taking in so you constantly pee, and eventually it evolves into who can pee for the longest. It's possible that the rest of your friends will try to pee for as long as you but they are doing it for the wrong reasons and therefore can't pee for nearly as long. The record stands at 1:03.98 seconds but stands to be broken in the next few days. It will be an ongoing competition until our bodies finally get used to this much water intake per day. It is undetermined exactly how long that is.

Timing your pee.

by The Jets are gonna win January 23, 2011

once upon a time

A snap story where you talk about past crushes and who you talked to in the past or future and how that you ended up stop liking them.

Add me to your once upon a time priv I wanna see something real quick 😂

by jutsmadethisjustbecause February 24, 2020

two time shooter

Ejaculating in both eyes of a girl. Either by two males in the same session or by the same male in two different sessions.

Dominic gave Rita a two time shooter and she couldnt see for a whole day!

by twotimeshooter December 15, 2011

me time x

When your living In close proximity to another person,the only time you can masturbate is when they're in the shower or leave the house for a short time..

Man I had to get some me time x today, I hadn't had any time to relieve my self for days

by boomstick6699 September 18, 2019

all the fucking time

thinking of you.
you know that don't you.
and you know that i wish you near all the fucking time.
all the fucking time

..all the fucking time...

by Krkič December 8, 2019

cherry time bomb

When a girl is on her birth control and knows the exact date of her period. Instead of wearing a tampon, she times the release of her period and sticks her bloody vagina on her boyfriend's face while he's sleeping.

Did you hear about Aaron getting the cherry time bomb from his girlfriend last weekend? Talk about kinky.

by Zach November 9, 2007