by ppoogg champ February 20, 2021
A salvadorian named Elvis who is horny all the time and want to fuck his best friends.
He also can't control his boners
He also can't control his boners
Person 1: Did you hear that the new kid is a simp?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.
Person 2: Yeah I heard he fucked his best bro in the Target bathroom.
by Dr. Shyguy April 12, 2020
by simpslayer69 February 09, 2020
Jacob Crocker is this, he walks around like he owns the place but he’s scared to date a girl that’s actually nice to him, he just wants that puss he acts like a little bitch that’s a fagmost people hate him
Girl: “yo see that guy over there with that ugly bitch, he’s lookin at me like a faggot”
Me: “Nah that’s Jacob Crocker he’s just a SIMP don’t worry about him
Me: “Nah that’s Jacob Crocker he’s just a SIMP don’t worry about him
by Raineymarcum January 27, 2020
a simp is someone who you'll catch scrolling through only one person's insta and likes each photo about twenty times. they'll often do things for the person they simp for when they aren't even dating. or don't even talk!! simps are CRAZY! don't become one.
by frito lays February 22, 2022
This guy I know named Shawn always hangs out with bitches but never gets the poon! He’s a simp ass nigga
by Colbyryyan April 17, 2020
(n.)(v.) Incel Dialect. Often used to refer to a man who’s getting the kind of attention from women that Incels crave. Usually used when the incel feels bitter or insecure.
by A.Wordsmith March 02, 2022