Melty Chocolate Bar

When a black person shoves a curling iron in their ass while they are taking a shit

Me and my friend Jamal both tried out the Melty Chocolate Bar together. It hurt like shit but it was worth it.

by PabloOzuna3219487436543970632 April 19, 2023

Frosted chocolate chip cookie

when a woman farts after being ejaculated in and the gas travels through her labia, creating a moist queef

“Hey man, how was sex with that girl from the Post Office?”
“It was nice, but after she farted and gave me a frosted chocolate chip cookie.”

by ddlovato April 23, 2023

Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry

The reverse of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of shitting inside of your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover shit ON your prolapsed anus. The feces-covered pink mass dangling out of your ass thus resembles a chocolate strawberry.

"Ricky thought it be funny to shit on my Pink Sock. This is one gnarly Milwaukee Chocolate Strawberry."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

az chocolate

its kinda obvious. chocolate that comes out your az.

Guy 1: Man, my az chocolate is really trying to escape my az.
Guy 2: wtf

by no_no_nelly June 3, 2023

dirty chocolate wafer

a wafer that u drop on the floor but pick up and still eat it

“aw man i dropped my chocolate wafer”
“oh no! now u have a dirty chocolate wafer”

by dirtychocolatewafer June 21, 2023

Sweet Chocolate Starfish

The result of using culinary sugar rose up the derriere, inevitably ending in an emergency call. You will have a shattered sugar plug inside you, causing a bloody back door. The shame comes from this act is for a lifetime. Dishonor on you and your whole family.

4am: Badge502 gets the call from 911. Badge502 "You attempted the Sweet Chocolate Starfish?! I told you not to put a sugar plug up your tootsie roll. There are better ways to meet people!" *Sighs and shakes head in disappointment*

by _Tallulah_Rose August 10, 2023

double chocolate finkle

Stuffing a cosmic brownie in your partners butthole, fucking the brownie filled butthole until ejacualtion, then having the partner shit out the brownie on your chest.

“I love her so much bro! She even let me do the double chocolate finkle! Im gonna marry her!”

by coink September 2, 2023