Calzone Tits

Saggy, middle aged man boobs. Commonly seen in aging weight lifters.

Rick stopped working out years ago and now he has calzone tits!

by RichBee193 June 26, 2015

Tit snips

When fat guys with man boobs get breast reductions.

Norman got a circumsicion so micheal got tit snips.

Those fat Boston fucks need tit snips.

by That guy006 March 9, 2017

Send tits day

a day where you ask anyone to send titties and they will

Paul: hey you know what day it is?
brianna: no what is it?
Paul: its national send tits day!
Brianna: oh how could i forget, here you go(sends it)

by Pablicito April 6, 2022

Tit mittens

Boob buckets... hand warmers...
Mammary cup holders9

The act of keeping one’s hands warm by putting his hands in his mothers tit mittens while she drives him to his baby mammas house , to drop off child support payment . From the back seat of course

by dbhx0311 October 21, 2023

Posh tits Simon

Simon and his posh wanker tits

Look at him he looks like Posh tits Simon

by Simonnnn ma man July 13, 2017

Tits

A word used to refer to tits

Luke: "Damn, those were some fine tits."

by BigTittyChick February 21, 2021

Best tits ever

The best tits to ever be put on a womans chest belong to Jaime. They are BIG, 36DD. This is a woman who is proud of them and loves to show them. When viewing, its best to grab one and give it a squeeze and a lick.

Did you see Jaime's tits ? They are the best tits ever.

by hawke4me May 5, 2024