Holding the beans

Another way of saying that you or someone is holding in diarrhea because there are no bathrooms available or nearby. (The beans part coming from the fact that diarrhea kinda looks like beans)

Ex1. Hurry up in there! I’ve been holding the beans for too long!

Ex2. Poor Ben. He’s been holding the beans for a while now.

by Someone odd July 6, 2019

Bean

An antisocial individual that is smol and nervous.

Brendon: Hey, my name's Brendon, what's yours?
Tyler: I'm a bean
Brendon:Oh that's okay. My friend Josh over there is also a bean.

Josh: hi

by Smøl_Beanitø July 19, 2017

Bean Burger

verb: A fat girls vagina or a messy vagina

"Jolene has a bean burger"
"Here comes Jolene with the fat bean burger"

by Portajew January 28, 2024

Beans

when you cut yourself deep enough the fat looks like beans poking through

"fuck i hit beans!"

"fuck i hit beans!"

by lewow March 15, 2022

poon bean

/v./ making baked beans in your asshole and shitting them into someone’s mouth

Man I got poon beaned so damn hard last night.

by @poonbeanofficial December 22, 2019

Bean

If you have nothing to say, say 'bean'

person: Hi, how are you doing?

You: BEAN

by KEITH THE BEAn April 13, 2021

Bean Chad

To look like a bean and smell like a bean.
And wear your hat backwards like a cool guy.

Johnathan : Bean chad never lets me eat lunch!

Vasya : Damnit Taras!

by 2 left boots November 12, 2020