Penis retention

Some semen spraying out of your penis so hard that blood comes out

OH GOD I JUST HAD PENIS RETENTION IN SARAH MILLIEOIWOIJAOIDJOIWAJDIOWGUDUGODIWAGWOUDGAUYWGDYUWGADUGDOWAGDWOADUYWAGYDGAWUYDGUAWYDGUYAWD

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Penis Fly-Trap

When you're girl asks you to "water her plants"... but you know what she means....

Gf: "Babe you're gonna water my plants right?"
Me: "I can get it bareback now?"
Gf: no.

That's a penis fly-trap!

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Wow, your dog is really nice! He's a penis sucker dick gobbler!

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She called my cat a penis face because she didn't like my cat's face.

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1. Action; Shit you do with your penis

2. Verb; Activities that are otherwise strange, degenerate, and or inappropriate.

1. Man, I was doing some penis activities last night.

2. Stop it with your penis activities.

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An amazing anime character who has defined character archetypes

Person 1: My favorite anime character is Penis Thrice
Person 2: There are absolutely no flaws to Penis Thrice