The Infinite Shitter Paradox

The Infinite Shitter Paradox (ISP) is a paradox about how you go back in time to take a massive shit, and when you return everyone you know and love will die, and whoever survives will try to murder you with no sympathy.

"Have you heard of the Infinite Shitter Paradox?" "Yeah man, its scary. I cant believe that its real." "Yeah."

by bingledebop April 2, 2022

federal informant

mrs. Gilliss

ugh you’re a federal informant

by bruh17287273 April 8, 2022

Planters Infatuitous

When a female specimen is so infatuated by her plants that she requires you to wrap your penis with a leaf during sex.

I know my girlfriend has planters infatuitous because I had to replace my Trojan with a fig leaf.

by Mr Excitement 0330 April 13, 2022

penal infection

When you accidentally spit windshield wiper fluid into your friends urethra.

Oh no my friend has a penal infection I guess it’s time to sacrifice him to the Egyptian sun god!

by Penal infection April 13, 2022

midly infuriating

an understatement

this pattern on the wall is midly infuriating

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 15, 2022

Gargantos Infection

A mild skin infection caused by a virus named: Gargantoüs.
Symptoms: Fever, Stomach Ache.

I have to go to my doctor because I have Gargantos Infection.

by Singher April 30, 2022

Police informant dog

Usually a fat "overly obese" cunt that like to this he is the real deal gangster but in fact is a snitch and will sell anyone out to get ahead or out of trouble

Commonly associated with meth addiction also

That police informant dog ratted me again the snitch dog

by 1800truthteller May 2, 2022