God ping

A sarcastic way of describing how shitty yours or another persons ping is in an online game. Commonly used for whenever someone has really high ping and it's extremely hard to kill them.
I have God ping. I'm so strong right now.

This dude is literally just eating my bullets, he's got God ping.
by Riley Ruiner November 01, 2021
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a pure legend lmao, he gets many bitches and maidens
Matthew, Aka NotMatt the legend, aka god. is full of bithces lmao lol
by Notmatt the legend November 04, 2022
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film god

A director that has achieved an incredible amount of excellence in Film, a Master of all Arts.
The greats of cinema, such as Alfred Hitchcock, David Lynch, and James Cameron, along with Andy Warhol are all “Film God
by U.F.E December 17, 2022
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Zeus: Hestia!

Hestia: Yes, my lord?

Zeus: I have a very special request. It consists of the creamy dairy and rounded crop of the mortals.

Hestia: No! You mean...

Zeus: Yes... CEAN.

The gods ate well that night, up in Mount Olympus.

Sometime in the future:

Mythologists: *reading ancient texts* YES! I've got it! 'tis cheese and baked beans in a delicate dish of the gods!
by ceanoay May 31, 2022
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gary god love

I love that big black crank in my bum said gary god love
by dickman123456789 October 31, 2022
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Nat god

My friend Natalie used to have a crush on this guy called STUPID GAY BITCHoof well his name is cristen <———— a jerk ok well nat god is what she made up because god means Christens who believe in god so nat god>:) but now she has a crush on a guy m g be a cool dude but doesn’t say no homo when he does and talks about gay stuff
A person oof :Omg I tots ship NAT GOD

A kid: I ship NAT MG!

Nat: I like MG but he has a gf that gf is MY BESTFRIEND
by unknown shipper pie ship May 27, 2019
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ankles to god

Missionary position. Legs in the air.

Aka... When you got a freak jawns legs up.
Maaaannn... I had the jawn....Ankles to god!!
by Murph the Kenzo May 07, 2021
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