French double dip

Dipping of one’s rear end into the toilet after using it then sucking up the fecal matter up the anus and letting the water sep out

Oh god, James loves French double dipping

by Blueberry salad May 23, 2023

Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019

Double Van Gogh

The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.

“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”

by AssblastMcGee October 17, 2017

double action boogaloo

A phrase commonly used to describe something exciting.

Roller skating! That will be a double action boogaloo of a time!

by Gabeasaur March 30, 2015

Double Donk

The Double Donk consists of when roofie a girl then bash her, then the portal of Narnia spawns. You then enter the portal or Narnia and run throught donk everything in sight. Once everything in all of Narnia has been donked you must find a pegusus preform muchkin scrotomie then a devilish handsome oopmaloopa will spawn hold a log of mahoganii wood. You will then engage in a very strong erotic ritual where you do the haka and then mahoganii enters your wonderful anal cavity.

Peter: I what to double donk you so hard

Ryan: ....

by baseballmom67 August 31, 2017

dirty double

The act of burping and farting in rapid succession, one after the other.

Legends tell of a 'terrifying triple' which also includes a sneeze, but this is said to herald the apocalypse and one's utter destruction.

Just before going out to the bar, Jill burped and farted, a so-called "dirty double" and then exclaimed: "NOW I'm ready to go!"

by Dewon December 14, 2009

double happiness

Wishing someone happiness two times - one for the present and the other for later on. Often given as a greeting or farewell by holding up two fingers and smiling.

She held up two fingers and smiled as she passed me, wishing me double happiness.

by ambermagic August 23, 2011