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Ding N Cheese 

A sandwich containing dingleberries and fermunda cheese served inbetween two hot buns with a dill pickle on top.
I didn't have any food in the fridge so I made her my special Ding N Cheese.
Ding N Cheese by test head April 1, 2008

smack dat cheese 

If you really really wanna be where it's AT, you gotta smack dat cheese.
that bitch smack dat cheese like a honky tonk princess
smack dat cheese by catmanDoo October 9, 2012

scammin' on my cheese 

When your friend(s) comes over just to smoke your weed.
These dogs be scammin' on my cheese, man. They only show up when they are out of weed.

fuck a cheese 

i was so bored and feeling really crazy, I decided to write some random thing into the keyboard. this is what came up: fuck a cheese.
i'll just say, how bout you fuck a cheese? you seem that horny or bored
fuck a cheese by Not Aaron Krause October 30, 2013

ripped the cheese

It's similar to who cut the cheese which means farted
My friend just ripped the cheese on purpose
ripped the cheese by Scruff scruff October 22, 2015

The Green Cheese Slam 

The art of blowing your snot from your nose into a womens vagina or anus for added lubrication. Once the "Snot Rocket" is in place you then ram your penis in to one of her holes creating a Green Cheese Slam.
(Huband) Hey Hunny you seem a little dry this evening, do you mind if we try a The Green Cheese Slam? (Wife) sure baby