Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Bean Scoop

When an uncircumcised man sticks his dick in a pot of beans using his foreskin as a scoop. Then feeds it to another man.

Billy and I watched Broke Back Mountain, and then we bean scooped each other.

by Palehorse28 August 14, 2025

Bean boner

When a woman’s clit is swollen from personal or external stimulation.

‘She didn’t need to flick her bean long before it was harder than his boner. Her bean boner was 100.

by noasweatt August 19, 2025

Cocoa bean

What a fat ass black woman will sometimes refer to as her clit

“Last night Jalen was rubbing my cocoa bean so good my squirt hit the ceiling!”

by Quandavious69 August 24, 2025

Bean Flake

Someone who acts like a fucking idiot all the time and in general is just a nutsucker and a ballsack

Z: Six seven!
Kk: Omg you’re a fucking bean flake dude.

by Lil_beanflaker25k August 25, 2025

Kidney Bean Effect

A phenomenon where a person who is merely mildly annoyed is actually more dangerous and/or irritable than when they are extremely pissed off.

The Kidney Bean Effect is named for kidney beans, which must be cooked on high heat to make them safe to eat. Cooking them on low heat, on the other hand, makes them even more harmful for human consumption.

by Ubeenbamboozledson August 29, 2025

Beans on Toast

The sexual act of one partner deficating on the other partners feet.

I heard that they are into beans on toast.

by ChurchAmI September 2, 2025