Dirty Jelly Bean

Noun - Informal / Slang

1. A euphemism for a solid poo

1.1 Crescent shaped faeces
Hold on, I've got to drop off a dirty jelly bean
by LemonySnickets October 10, 2021
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Smack the bean

When the clit is as large as a lima bean and you smack it for sexual pleasure.
I can't wait to get home and smack the bean.
by Whoasking-_- November 05, 2021
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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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Alabama bean roaster

The Alabama Bean Roaster is when your sister lights a match and burns your pubic hair off whilst giving you a blow job with a vibrating tongue ring until you have a shaking orgasm
Last night I got shit faced and did the Alabama Bean Roaster... That shit fucking hurts sooo good
by Tim Johnson 2 October 25, 2022
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mx. bean

the third iteration of bean. they became this after transitioning from man to woman in the episode "here comes mrs. bean", and then finally settling to becoming nonbinary in the episode "where's the wrench, mx. bean?"

nonetheless, mx. bean is the same bean, portrayed by the same man.
mx. bean: ohh teddy
Heinz Original Beans in Tomato Sauce, 398mL: MAN! This is some good television!
by elsqued December 13, 2024
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King of the Beans

Yo that’s Ayden, he’s the king of the beans
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bean cricket

Female. Usually small, very talkative, can’t hold still.
She’s a real bean cricket ay?!
by Doseofshadi June 28, 2023
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