meat carpet

A donna kebab

ima gonna go out this weekend, get pissed and finish off the night with some meat carpet

by interbred.monkey May 28, 2021

meat mixer

A social event consisting mostly of guys.

Danny’s party sucked, it was just a meat mixer.

by Willy McD November 27, 2020

cheat meat

A person who's only kept around as an option to cheat on one's partner with.

"Oh that's Kelsey, she's just my cheat meat, don't tell Sarah."
"I had to stop being friends with Zach because he only viewed me as cheat meat."

by Zamnboney August 9, 2023

Meat canopy

The squishy skin between your thumb and pointer finger

"Ah man, I just pinched my meat canopy!"

by Tanya pigweed November 1, 2014

Meat bath

Cleaning the vagina secretions off ones penis after sexual intercourse.

I fucked that bitch so good I had to take a meat bath to clean her cum off of my cock.

by Asystole___ July 25, 2020

meat

something to suck

lemee eat that meat

by niggerisnigger February 5, 2025

Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024