King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp)

What you call a man when he weighs 17 pounds and simps on every girl at Holy Cross.

Lucas is a King Simp (a.k.a. Flat Simp).

by HoldItDownForTheTown May 23, 2020

King Up

KING UP (v.)-means to rap,to speak over beats or to freestyle.when someone is rapping over beats then we can say that he's Kingging up.

"Yo whats up RAKESH?ya know that I King up"?

by Ra Skull May 14, 2011

King of Hops

King of Hops and Barleys in full. A posthumous tribute to the late American Beer and Whiskey journalist, Michael Jackson (1942-2007). His original nickname was "The Beer Hunter" due to the books and film series

I'm listing to King of Pop while drinking to beer with King of Hops' seal of approval.

by brockhoward October 6, 2011

King George

When your partner ask you to ejaculate on a specific body part but your aim is so bad, you miss your target completely at point blank range.

Her: Cum on my tits.

Him: Misses completely and cums all over her face.

Her: Wow. You really pulled a King George on that one.

by AT Realist January 11, 2024

King Rat

When a guys dick is so long and hard it looks like a rats tail during sex.

Bryan: Dude Jessica is so hot during sex, she made me hard I looked like a King Rat.

by Shaggys 3rd cousin May 23, 2022

Chaunce King

Chaunce King: Someone who has mastered the art of vxping and lungs are completely destroyed.

Yo Micheal C is greatest Chaunce King ever to live.

by King Foo December 4, 2021

Klondike King

A person who is a Klondike, but people like him enough to call him by his real name, but only occasionally.

“You are a Klondike, but don’t worry. You are a Klondike King.”

by TheAntiKlondike May 24, 2024