Oh no baby that ain’t going to work 

As phrase used by the one and only Adlina Cedillo-Silva usually used to make clear or prove a point.

Girl tried to shake her ass but was flat”oh no baby that ain’t going to work”.

Oh no baby that ain’t going to work by Theoneandonlyallison November 25, 2020

Don’t worry, it’s apple juice... 

a phrase said in order to clear up confusion on whether or not you are drinking an adult beverage.

Bagel: Dude, haven’t you had enough beer for one night?
Agle: Don’t worry, it’s apple juice...

Don’t worry, it’s apple juice... by anonymous February 18, 2021

Ask, I didn't 

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

Ask, I didn't by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

I can’t see when my eyes are closed by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” 

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.” by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

Why don't I do something about it?

Oh? Am I not saving you fast enough? Maybe I'll get around to it in, like, 5 years or so...

Hym "Me? Oh, nobody. Just a meta/hypertext writing genius who has been made into a literal archetypal figure (the intimations of which range from stioc, monomaniacal hero to narcissistic superman). I may or may not have convinced the world's most famous atheist that the creature is real and I made the world's most famous clinician into several anime characters in his peripheral association to me. If you're trying to punish me for this then I'm at least Plato-adjacent (the poison is just a slower acting one). I would say that it's working pretty well, I mean, nobody's gotten raped or murdered by me yet. So that's pretty good... And why don't I do something about it?... You want me to fix the inherent corruption of man?.... Because... it's not the church that is the problem. It's the constrained malevolence that resides in the hearts of all men... And I can't even get you flesh-sacks to give me the credit that I'm due. Let alone get them to stop being evil filth-monkey abominations." 🤷

Why don't I do something about it? by Hym Iam July 19, 2022

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass 

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass by Kallofox August 2, 2022