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John

Wow John is on the field.
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John

The most average person on the planet. Has a medium-income job, a medium house, a wife and 2 kids, a dog, has a hobby that he likes, an average social life, average morals, average skills, etc.
Dude, John is really average.
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michael's semen drinking lover
hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
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michael's semen drinking lover
hot sexy ass tal clone 1: oh yes John is shit
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John

Will reject a girl multiple times in one sitting.Very firm with their answer.Usually a shorter guy with brown hair and green eyes.Very rude yet honest at the same time. Has a soft,ghetto sounding voice.Will call you out.Good with kids but overall rude and funny.
girl 1:Are you her secret guy?
John: No you wish i was your secret tho.
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John is very hesitant. He has very big ears and can very ambitious. They can be very cantankerous. They able. They are blue.
Guy 1: “look at john”
Guy 2: “okay”
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Papa Johns Word

Blarg: GRIZZY SAY THE Papa Johns Word
Grizzy: No! I can’t he’s not black!
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