simp

squirrels in my pants

There are squirrels in my pants!
Tell me whats makin' you jump like that!
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my pants!
Ain't got no chickens,
Ain't got no rats...
S-I-M-P, (Candace & Background)Squirrels in my pants!
S to the I to the M to the P,
Then maybe you can be moving like me...
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels
Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to M to the P!
Who you got back and watering your plants?
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
How can I qualify for government graaaants...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Yeah...
Hypnotize me, put me in a trance...
S-I-M-P, Squirrels in my Pants...
Got an Aunt Florance living in Fraaance...
She can't see the-
Squirrels in my Pants!
Step right over and watch me put it down...
Squirrels! Squirrels!
Step right over and watch me put it...
S to the I to the M to the P!
AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!
simp

by who gave my son an onion June 22, 2020

Simp

Andrea or Keny

You see that simp? It’s Andrea

You see that simp? It’s Keny

by D_almighty December 31, 2020

Simp

Trenton Schoonmaker

Simp for bell-bottom queens.

by pudge32 October 6, 2020

Simp

A feminine male that plays State Of Survival

That kid Zues is a simp always crying about shit

by spinjay210 January 28, 2023

Simp

One who buys gloves for someone else at Costco

Simp #1 purchased a pair of gloves for non-simp #2.

by Halslsk November 12, 2020

Simp

hailey.

hailey is a simp.

by kjgytyrcfutgiygiyh March 31, 2020

Simp

In all matters of professionalism, it refers to a bub.

Wow that bub guy is a real simp.

by Morrow.mc March 24, 2020