White Boy

A term used by one white male to address another white male.

White person 1: Whats up white boy?

White person 2: Whats up Wood, What you bout to do tonight?

White Boy 1: 'Bout to go to the house.

White Boy 2: Alright Homeboy. Stay safe.

by The Real Andyroo September 7, 2011

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white people

(n) - European settlers who traveled across the Atlantic Ocean and settled in the United States and Canada. If you ask a 'white person' their origin they say "America,"an identity they created and impose on the world across all channels. White people hail from Great Britain/UK, Germany, France, Scandinavia, and Italy and for the past 500 years they have become one body of people. Their culture is one excess meat, alcohol, wheat, cow products, and potato consumption, one- off European street festivals, and of mild amnesia. They claim they discovered a land that was devoid of civilized human settlement. A key quality of white people is their ability to continuously repress or actively forget that their ancestors committed genocide on the lives of 10 million+ Native American women, children, and men in one to two decades. They did this based on the belief that by leaving Europe, where they had been medieval serfs for centuries or aristocratic incestuous/pure bloods who hit an economic ceiling, this 'new land' was a fresh start. They suffer from extreme digestive issues and anxiety, are incapable of living a simple life void of violence, and deal with egocentric superiority complexes (see 'Neanderthal origins'.) White ppl suffer from severe Vitamin D deficiency, hate the sun and cooking spices because it turns them into a chill, sane, naturally intelligent being.

'Hey where you are you from?'
I'm white. White people like me don't know where we come from. We all say we're AMERICAN, YEA BABY ROCK AND ROLL, like we sprouted from the North American soil. I'm actually born from the lavender plant. But where did your brown ass migrate from? You're clearly not American given the degree of melanin in your skin.

'Dude you're taking European and US History AP exams this year?'
Yea, it's easy it's just white people taking out their guns, germs, and steels to obliterate anyone who points out how dense they are. For the past 2,000 years. OMG they are so obsessed with war.

by @jigglypuffsweetrice November 17, 2021

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white spanish

An inability all white people suffer, including myself, when they attempt to learn Spanish but unknowingly have a huge accent due to speaking English all their lives, but sticks out to all true speakers.

White person: hola ...Como estas?

Mexican person: dude you speak white Spanish.

by I don't give a crap July 25, 2014

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White Mercedes

The car for your average everyday karen. If you drive a white Mercedes you are probably a 16 year old girl named Emily that calls herself PAN sexual!! If you think this car is a good car at all then you are more of a crackhead then Emily. I feel so bad for anyone who has to drive such a unbelievably woman like car!

A white Mercedes just pulled up next to me and called the cops because I was hitting my vape.

by Jake from all state June 20, 2020

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